Smash Mouth - Sorry About Your Penis Lyrics

Smash Mouth Lyrics

"Sorry About Your Penis"

I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry, buddy, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight

It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bully of the bar
Tryin' to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all

Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis

I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten-feet tall

I bet you say "dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
All the anger's building up
You might as well fuck a dude up

Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis

Sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, I'm

You don't get it, you never will
Flaunt with that macho-man overkill
Seeing everything like it was a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts

Cookie-cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan manches
Don't procreate, please

Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis

Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis

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