"Assassin's Weed Rap" lyrics

"Assassin's Weed Rap"
(feat. Ghetto Smosh)

How many blunts can I smoke today?
Don't got time to count, I'm playing 2K
Shoot a nigga in the face with my Glock
If he doesn't sub to Ghetto Smosh

I'm a smoking machine, big-ass blunt in hand
Why'd you have to smash my bong, I'ma smoke your loud man
I'm a real street thug, smoking bowls in ones and twos
Bong water like a river need some gay-ass tissues
When I'm clubbing, I stay strapping, you could never kill me
I been ripping when I'm balling, help is all that I need
Watch me getting cross-faded, drinking Henny, getting sloshed
Strutting through the streets, watching Ghetto-ass Smosh

How many blunts can I smoke today?
Don't got time to count, I'm playing 2K
Shoot a nigga in the face with my Glock
If he doesn't sub to Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh

Don't know how I can walk when this weed is so good
Charlie smoked all the loud in the motherfucking hood
Selling loud on the streets, I get money and racks
'Cause you hitting me up for that chronic you lack
My tolerance is so high that they call me chronic man
Roll that paper, smoke that ganja, every time that I can
Take a break from the smoking to go to KFC
What? A nigga got the munchies

How many blunts can I smoke today?
Don't got time to count, I'm playing 2K
Shoot a nigga in the face with my Glock
If he doesn't sub to Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh

Tobacco's the worst, see it's only blunts I chief
Cannabutter, smoke another, that's shit's laced with kief
It's that shit I need, pass me more of that icky leaf
Smoke my weed grinded, don't mind it, I just love weed
Out here smoking with me, see if you can hang
Tried smoking hash, that shit ain't the same
Stealing all your weed, you messed with the wrong one
Roll a pack with my wrap before this snap's done

How many blunts can I smoke today?
Don't got time to count, I'm playing 2K
Shoot a nigga in the face with my Glock
If he doesn't sub to Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh


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