"Bearclaw (Food Battle 2014)" lyrics

"Bearclaw (Food Battle 2014)"

Yeah, I don't care and I'm aware that this will end
Sad part at the start, pink donut was my best friend
Made me cheat on a test, I was his friend that was best
Got kicked out of school and my parents were pissed

Pink donut, screw you
Pink donut, screw you

Yeah, I don't care and I'm aware he made me lose my job
By coming into where I work and acting like a slob
He thought it would be fun to steal all the sticky buns
And now, I'm unemployed, and homeless and dumb

Pink donut, screw you
Pink donut, screw you

Yeah, I care and I'm aware it's time for payback
Especially when he told my girl I was smoking crack
What kind of BFF comes with a tale he can tattle?

I'm gonna beat his ass this year in Food Battle
I'm gonna fuck him up this year in Food Battle
I'm gonna fuck him deep in the ass this year in Food Battle

Pink donut, screw you
Pink donut, screw you


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