"Vegan Cheesecake (Food Battle 2014)" lyrics
"Vegan Cheesecake (Food Battle 2014)"
He was the man of my nightmares
Yet the man of my dreams
(Oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-ooh)
Told me he'd dance with me forever
If you know what that means
(Oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-ooh)
We entered a dance competition
At the local high school gym
(Oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-ooh)
We were the best tango team in town
No way we couldn't win
We heard the first place was
A trip to the land of Disney
I got there early, he wasn't there
I got worried, got the text, he didn't care
Then I saw them on the other side of the room
He chose my sister, and my Disneyland dreams were–
(Oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-ooh)
He chose my sister, and my D-land dreams were doomed
(Oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-ooh)
Why my sister? Now all my dreams doomed
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