"The Mother's Day Song" lyrics

"The Mother's Day Song"

Bushin my teeth, combin my hair
I'm gonna fuck your mom tonight
Shavin my balls, because I care
I'm gonna fuck your mom tonight

(I'm gonna fuck your mom)
Oh, I'm gonna fuck your mom
Gonna fuck your mom
(I've done it once before)
Done it once before
(Your moms a whore)
Such a dirty, dirty little whore
(I'm gonna fuck her holes)
Oh yeah! Gonna fuck those holes
(Hope that you ain't mad)
You can call me dad
(You can call me dad)
Little buddy, I think you're gonna like it

Poppin my zits, washin my pits
I'm gonna fuck your mom tonight
Gonna fuck her asshole till she shits
I'm gonna fuck your mom tonight

(I'm gonna fuck your mom)
Yeah! Gonna fuck your mom
(Gonna make her scream)
Gonna make her scream
(Tell your soccer team)
Betcha anything they already know
(I'm gonna fuck your mom)
I'm gonna fuck your mom
(Gonna make it hurt)
Gonna make it hurt
(Gonna make her squirt)
She's gonna soak, my brand new shirt

I've loved your mama for a long, long time
I love lovin your mama and I'm gonna make her mine
Gonna fuck her all the time
Yes, I'm gonna make her mine

Packin my bag, I won't be long
(I'm gonna fuck your mom tonight)
Tell your mom to get ready for her favorite dong
(I'm gonna fuck your mom tonight)

I'm, gonna fuck your mom
Gonna fuck your mom


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