"Ode To The Doorman (for lovelybedhead)" lyrics
Studio Killers & LongestSoloEver Lyrics
(feat. DayumDhalia)
Nope, I haven't had no dope
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr. Doorman, stop teasing
I'm freezing out here
See, I've got friends inside
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers
Not to mention knickers
It's futile to debate
With St. Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake
And low carb intake
'Cause all in all you're just
Another prick at the door
See my name on the list? (Right)
Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Gonna make a little call? (Why?)
There's nobody— (Hello?)
Fuck
I really need to get into the building
Don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so
If you could open the door
[x2]
(Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
Bouncer, hey bowser
Bow, sir, bounce bounce bounce her
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so
If you could open the door
Hey there, hi
Have you ever thought of quitting?
Sorry about that, let's just start from the beginning
Here's my card and my form
Why was I outside the building?
Oh yeah, I was at my job making a killing
It's kinda silly to focus all on my voice and shape
Call me the tenant from heaven, 'cause I'm a patron saint
I've been so nice and so kind to my neighbors
Now if you could do me this one damn favor
My, you've got a lot of questions but I guess I won't mind
I'm kind of in a rush and it's a waste of time
To ask me things over and over
To see if I slip up, just open the door first
I just think that we should reach out with a helping hand (clearly borderline)
Doppelgangers all around, why all the reprimand?
Nowadays, everybody running while they still can
Meanwhile, I'm working harder than the milkman (nose as white as Snow White's)
See my name on the list? (Right)
Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Gonna make a little call? (Why?)
There's nobody— (Hello?)
Fuck
I really need to get into the building
Don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so
If you could open the door
[x2]
(Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
There's danger at your doorstep (Bouncer, hey bowser)
And only you can prevent what's in store!
Now, to identify an impostor (bow, sir, bounce bounce bounce her)
All you have to do—
(Hoon!) Fuck that
I'ma switch up the visage, a mission to trip up the vision
Cognition is slipping every time I get a little closer to winning
You're starting to doubt the shape of my mouth
I'll figure you out, I'll get another face and come back around
I'm endless, another couple tries, you'll be defenseless
Falling for my lies, can't comprehend this
So call for backup, I'll come back
You let me in, watch the bodies stack up
See my name on the list? (Right)
Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Wait, we're good? Really?
Hahahahaha, finally!
(Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
I really need to get into the building (Bouncer, hey bowser)
Don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so (bow, sir, bounce bounce bounce her)
If you could open the door
I really need to get into the building (Bouncer, hey bowser)
Don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so (bow, sir, bounce bounce bounce her)
If you could open the door
(Fuck)
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr. Doorman, stop teasing
I'm freezing out here
See, I've got friends inside
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers
Not to mention knickers
It's futile to debate
With St. Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake
And low carb intake
'Cause all in all you're just
Another prick at the door
See my name on the list? (Right)
Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Gonna make a little call? (Why?)
There's nobody— (Hello?)
Fuck
I really need to get into the building
Don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so
If you could open the door
[x2]
(Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
Bouncer, hey bowser
Bow, sir, bounce bounce bounce her
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so
If you could open the door
Hey there, hi
Have you ever thought of quitting?
Sorry about that, let's just start from the beginning
Here's my card and my form
Why was I outside the building?
Oh yeah, I was at my job making a killing
It's kinda silly to focus all on my voice and shape
Call me the tenant from heaven, 'cause I'm a patron saint
I've been so nice and so kind to my neighbors
Now if you could do me this one damn favor
My, you've got a lot of questions but I guess I won't mind
I'm kind of in a rush and it's a waste of time
To ask me things over and over
To see if I slip up, just open the door first
I just think that we should reach out with a helping hand (clearly borderline)
Doppelgangers all around, why all the reprimand?
Nowadays, everybody running while they still can
Meanwhile, I'm working harder than the milkman (nose as white as Snow White's)
See my name on the list? (Right)
Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Gonna make a little call? (Why?)
There's nobody— (Hello?)
Fuck
I really need to get into the building
Don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so
If you could open the door
[x2]
(Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
There's danger at your doorstep (Bouncer, hey bowser)
And only you can prevent what's in store!
Now, to identify an impostor (bow, sir, bounce bounce bounce her)
All you have to do—
(Hoon!) Fuck that
I'ma switch up the visage, a mission to trip up the vision
Cognition is slipping every time I get a little closer to winning
You're starting to doubt the shape of my mouth
I'll figure you out, I'll get another face and come back around
I'm endless, another couple tries, you'll be defenseless
Falling for my lies, can't comprehend this
So call for backup, I'll come back
You let me in, watch the bodies stack up
See my name on the list? (Right)
Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Wait, we're good? Really?
Hahahahaha, finally!
(Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
I really need to get into the building (Bouncer, hey bowser)
Don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so (bow, sir, bounce bounce bounce her)
If you could open the door
I really need to get into the building (Bouncer, hey bowser)
Don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so (bow, sir, bounce bounce bounce her)
If you could open the door
(Fuck)
