"Psycho On A Couch" lyrics
My therapist, she doesn't like me
Sitting there in shock
Says she's "used to crying, but this is a lot."
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
My therapist, she doesn't like me
But I help her out
Could publish all the findings
'Psycho on a Couch.'
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
I've got a new issue
And these feelings are hard to explain
Run out of tissues
So I'm crying in my sleeves again
Got a new issue
There's no surprise, rolling eyes
Notes say a lot
When I read them but
Week 1
There's a guy that I'm missing, he doesn't know
Week 2
There's a girl that I kissed and I took her home
Week 3
Guess my body doesn't body like it did before
And this week?
Ugh
My therapist, she doesn't like me
Sitting there in shock
Says she's "used to crying, but this is a lot."
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
My therapist, she doesn't like me
But I help her out
Could publish all the findings
'Psycho on a Couch.'
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
Wait, wait, wait
Cause I got a lot to say
And I don't know what I did
So I dont know how to change
So, then, now
Wait, wait, wait
Another week to go insane
But we'll go and walk back in
And I'll fuck it up again
Now
Week 4
There's a face in the mirror that isn't me
Week 5
Had to hide any crazy new conspiracies
Not mine
Cried all over my internet history
And this week?
My therapist, she doesn't like me
Sitting there in shock *GASP*
Says she's "used to crying, but this is a lot."
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
My therapist, she doesn't like me
But I help her out
Could publish all her findings
'Psycho on a Couch.'
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
My therapist she doesn't like me
She doesn't like me
She's making great progress!
She's got a long way to go...
You're taking comments out of context
Cause she never gets the joke. Na Na
She's so honest it's refreshing!
Rude, Mean, and Blind
This will be our last session...
Oh she's such a massive-
Sitting there in shock
Says she's "used to crying, but this is a lot."
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
My therapist, she doesn't like me
But I help her out
Could publish all the findings
'Psycho on a Couch.'
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
I've got a new issue
And these feelings are hard to explain
Run out of tissues
So I'm crying in my sleeves again
Got a new issue
There's no surprise, rolling eyes
Notes say a lot
When I read them but
Week 1
There's a guy that I'm missing, he doesn't know
Week 2
There's a girl that I kissed and I took her home
Week 3
Guess my body doesn't body like it did before
And this week?
Ugh
My therapist, she doesn't like me
Sitting there in shock
Says she's "used to crying, but this is a lot."
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
My therapist, she doesn't like me
But I help her out
Could publish all the findings
'Psycho on a Couch.'
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
Wait, wait, wait
Cause I got a lot to say
And I don't know what I did
So I dont know how to change
So, then, now
Wait, wait, wait
Another week to go insane
But we'll go and walk back in
And I'll fuck it up again
Now
Week 4
There's a face in the mirror that isn't me
Week 5
Had to hide any crazy new conspiracies
Not mine
Cried all over my internet history
And this week?
My therapist, she doesn't like me
Sitting there in shock *GASP*
Says she's "used to crying, but this is a lot."
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
My therapist, she doesn't like me
But I help her out
Could publish all her findings
'Psycho on a Couch.'
I've not even hit my limit
Hah, ah, ah
And she's counting down the minutes
Hah, ah, ah
My therapist she doesn't like me
She doesn't like me
She's making great progress!
She's got a long way to go...
You're taking comments out of context
Cause she never gets the joke. Na Na
She's so honest it's refreshing!
Rude, Mean, and Blind
This will be our last session...
Oh she's such a massive-
