"Below The Christmas Tree" lyrics

Christmas time I met you
Before they blew up the whole world
Santa's dodging all of their nukes
I'm drinking mulled wine with my girl

Beneath the mistletoe and hellfire
Were really gonna lose ourselves
Cause Christmas got a little dire
The choir still singing jingle bells

Below the Christmas tree
Shelter from world war 3
Please stop the cavalry
It can wait till January
Below the Christmas tree

Well, open up your gifts now
Before they get turned into dust
Just forget all of those mushroom clouds
Becoming proper humongous

I put your stocking next to our bed
Christmas I need to spoil my love
Because now that we have become death
I got you that pair of turtle doves

Below the Christmas tree
Shelter from world war 3
Please stop the cavalry
It can wait till January
Below the Christmas tree
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