"Ho Ho Ho" lyrics

TEYA & SALENA Lyrics

"Ho Ho Ho"

Oh my God, we should do another song
But we already say bye bye bye
But it's christmas!
So you wanna wrote a song about Jesus Christ?
Or Santa Claus
Or his wife?
Who the hell is Santa's wife?

She the baddest, she a savage
She make the best cookies ever, she no average
Think he schedules by himself, then you're mad bitch
Every kid got a gift 'cause she planned shit
Not the face of the campaing but she's the brain
Ain't no side dish honey cuz she's the main
So, she really has a seat at the table?
No, she ate (Oh!)
She left no crumbs on the plate

There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long-(Dick)
List, she's got a long list
She says

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the fucking show, one, two, three, let's go

She's not goodie, she's a baddie
Everybody knows her addy
Not a mommy, call her daddy
Sorry? Daddy, Sorry? Daddy

There's a saint at the Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
No, her name is Gertrude and she's got a long- (List)
Yeah, I was getting for that
She says

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the fucking show, one, two, three, let's go

Christmas, tree
Snow man, glee
Reindeer, neigh
Gertrude, sleigh

One, two, three, let's hoe, hoe, hoe
Hoe, hoe, hoe (No, no)
Hoe, hoe, hoe (Not like that)
It kinda sounds a little like
Like what?
Like, never mind...

There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long-(Clit)
Are you fucking kidding me?!

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the fucking show, one, two, three, let's go

To the North Pole!


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