"Lucky Me" lyrics

I feel it rising with the price of gas
The rites of passage of a psychopath
Bible and a rifle rack
It's gonna blow, don't light a match

People say some funny things
I've let that be my company
She says I say some funny things
And I say, lucky me

You can get out of bed
You can go to school, get a girlfriend, get a job, get a house, get a car
Eat your breakfast, pet your dog, fuck your wife, get fat and bald
Lucky me

Now, I ain't no burning bush
No journey in no storybook
Copernicus's early world
The universe was swirling dirt

You always say them funny things
I guess I just need company
She says I say some funny things
And I say, lucky me

Enjoy the simple things
Watch TV, stay current with music trends: who's hot, who's not
Talk on the phone a lot, shop, shop, shop, bonds and stocks, counting all the things you got
Lucky me

Something funny's going on
And everybody knows it's wrong
Wash your dishes, mow your lawn
All your favorite shows are on

Please don't say such funny things
Working for your company
She says I say some funny things
And I say, lucky me

Maintain financial security, dress fashionably
Abide by a system of firm beliefs: drink the blood, eat the meat
Comb your hair, brush your teeth, say your prayers, go to sleep
Lucky me
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