"Fruit Salad" lyrics
(feat. Julia Robertson)
Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit variety of salad
Ooh, fruit salad you're the best of both worlds
Fruit, it's pretty good to eat
Natural sugar make it taste so sweet
Love to munch an apple right to its core
But about halfway it becomes a chore
Salad, yum yum, looks pretty good to me
Healthy with variety
But salad sometimes gets a little bit bland
Unless you're having Caesar with a bit of fried bacon
We're in the future, 2021
We cloned a sheep and we go to space for fun
We send our billionaires up into the atmosphere
But I reckon we should just fund what I got here
(Fruit) Oh, fruit get it yum yum yum
Put it on your tongue down inside your tum
Then out your bum
(Salad) Eat a salad it can't be wrong
'Cause it makes me stronger
Fruit salad mother fucker
Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit variety of salad
Ooh, fruit salad you're the best of both worlds
Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit variety of salad
Ooh, fruit salad you're the best of both worlds
I feel like Rambo with a Mango
Fruit salad mother fucker (best of both worlds)
Eat a salad it can't be wrong
'Cause it makes me stronger (best of both worlds)
Everybody want to hear you talk
When you rock a glass bowl and a big fat fork
Get busy mixing kiwi and banana
Get the big salad like George Costanza
Step 1: Get a fruit and chop it
Depending on the fruit remove the skin of it
Step 2: There are no more steps
Eat it up, make another, get your fruit salad reps
Be cool when you're talking FS be cool
And remember Tommy knows best knows best
One rule for the fruit salad show
Don't you dare include the tomato
It's a fruit it's a fruit I get it
But if it's not sweet then you can forget it
Don't believe the labels of society
FS does not reward blind compliancy
Chilly is a fruit, but don't put it in a fruit salad
Corn is a fruit, get it out of my fruit salad
Cucumber is a fruit, but is doesn't belong
If it's going in the tum tum gotta be yum yum
Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit variety of salad
Ooh, fruit salad you're the best of both worlds
Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit variety of salad
Ooh, fruit salad you're the best of both worlds
Ooh, lemme hear you sing it la la
La la, la la la la (Fruit salad mother fucker)
La la, la la la la (Best of both worlds)
La la, la la la la
La la, la la la la (Fruit salad mother fucker)
La la, la la la la (Best of both worlds)
La la, la la la la
La la, la la
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit variety of salad
Ooh, fruit salad you're the best of both worlds
Fruit, it's pretty good to eat
Natural sugar make it taste so sweet
Love to munch an apple right to its core
But about halfway it becomes a chore
Salad, yum yum, looks pretty good to me
Healthy with variety
But salad sometimes gets a little bit bland
Unless you're having Caesar with a bit of fried bacon
We're in the future, 2021
We cloned a sheep and we go to space for fun
We send our billionaires up into the atmosphere
But I reckon we should just fund what I got here
(Fruit) Oh, fruit get it yum yum yum
Put it on your tongue down inside your tum
Then out your bum
(Salad) Eat a salad it can't be wrong
'Cause it makes me stronger
Fruit salad mother fucker
Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit variety of salad
Ooh, fruit salad you're the best of both worlds
Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit variety of salad
Ooh, fruit salad you're the best of both worlds
I feel like Rambo with a Mango
Fruit salad mother fucker (best of both worlds)
Eat a salad it can't be wrong
'Cause it makes me stronger (best of both worlds)
Everybody want to hear you talk
When you rock a glass bowl and a big fat fork
Get busy mixing kiwi and banana
Get the big salad like George Costanza
Step 1: Get a fruit and chop it
Depending on the fruit remove the skin of it
Step 2: There are no more steps
Eat it up, make another, get your fruit salad reps
Be cool when you're talking FS be cool
And remember Tommy knows best knows best
One rule for the fruit salad show
Don't you dare include the tomato
It's a fruit it's a fruit I get it
But if it's not sweet then you can forget it
Don't believe the labels of society
FS does not reward blind compliancy
Chilly is a fruit, but don't put it in a fruit salad
Corn is a fruit, get it out of my fruit salad
Cucumber is a fruit, but is doesn't belong
If it's going in the tum tum gotta be yum yum
Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit variety of salad
Ooh, fruit salad you're the best of both worlds
Put a bit of fruit and salad together
Make a fruit salad, yeah, everyone's a winner
Sweetness of fruit variety of salad
Ooh, fruit salad you're the best of both worlds
Ooh, lemme hear you sing it la la
La la, la la la la (Fruit salad mother fucker)
La la, la la la la (Best of both worlds)
La la, la la la la
La la, la la la la (Fruit salad mother fucker)
La la, la la la la (Best of both worlds)
La la, la la la la
La la, la la
Writer(s): Tom Cardy
