"Scary Movies On Wikipedia" lyrics

Halloween
Saw 3
Hereditary
Human Centipede

You love these movies
But they scare me
Your excuse to hold me tight
But I've got other plans tonight

If you'd like to wine and dine me
Don't you play a scary movie
You'll have to take care of baby
While he fills his pants with pee pee

How 'bout instead
I turn off the light
I can show you
Something I find
Truly terrifying

We can read the plot of scary movies on Wikipedia
I can't watch that spooky shit
Doesn't mean I can't google it

We can read the plot of spooky dooky movies on Wikipedi-, IMDB
Back of the cover of the Blu-ray, DVD
I love a jumpscare
I'm a horror connoisseur
You can keep your wide-screen media
I get my fright via online encyclopedia

So let's read the plot of scary movies on Wikipedia
That way there's a 90% chance
I won't shit my pants