"If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might As Well Be You)" lyrics

Oh, I seem to get the munchies
This time each and every day
Go charging through the food chain
Like a galloping gourmet

Slithering through the thorn
'Til something comes in view
If I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be... you

Aw yeah, one two, one two
Check this out

I've a basic inclination
A very primal need
To inspect the vegetation
For an egg or centipede

I just can't control this hunger
I just can't seem to cut back
On my ravenous consumption
You're a welcome little snack

If I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you
I could see you as a sandwich
Or a strange, exotic stew

Welcome to the jungle
Such a lonely point of view
If I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you
Y'know what I'm saying?
Kick it

All on eyes one time
He's gonna eat somebody
What a shocking appetite

Here we go
Relax, you'll never feel it
He'll do you in one bite
Yeah, you know it

Floating down the river
Like an oyster in a stew
He's gonna eat somebody
Looks like it's gon' be you
[Laughter]

I'm gonna eat somebody
It might as well be you
A temping little morsel
A tidbit of fondue, yeah

Welcome to the food chain
Such a lovely point of view
If I'm gonna eat somebody
Might as well be you (might as well be you)

Kinda wanna tell her
That it's a long way down, yeah
How do you spell relief?
Y-o-u

C'mere one time
You lost your funky mind
Get on my back
And do a jumping jack

If I'm gonna eat somebody
Might as well be you
If I'm gonna eat somebody
Might as well be you