"Two Inches" lyrics

He's pretty damn tall and got a big ole dick
I ain't talking long I'm just talking thick
Can't hit the back of a tuna can
But he can sure tear up the sides

When the ladies ask he'll tell em the truth
He can't hit em deep but he can knock em loose
Saddle on up for the ride of life
And girl you'll come to find

Two inches is hell at ninety miles an hour
When he's bricked up like stump hell he can go for hours
He ain't hung like a horse but he sure do got the power
Cause two inches is hell at ninety miles an hour

It's the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat
He still stick right into the butt of the jokes
He does pretty good with what the good lord gave him
She'll call all her friends just ranting and raven that

Two inches is hell at ninety miles an hour
When he's bricked up like stump hell he can go for hours
He ain't hung like a horse but he sure do got the power
Cause two inches is hell at ninety miles an hour

He ain't a grower ain't a shower
He's somewhere in between
When I'm talking about him
I'm really talking bout me...

Two inches is hell at ninety miles an hour
When I'm bricked up like a stump hell I can go for hours
I ain't hung like a horse but I sure do got the power
Cause two inches is hell at ninety miles an hour

Mmmmm, yeah, ninety miles an hour