"Always Stoned" lyrics

I'm not going anywhere unless I'm stoned
I don't think I'm going anywhere at all

I'm going ten under on the interstate
With no other reason than to check your breaks
And make some money for my family
And pray that that my children won't hate me one day
And say things they mean
And pursue their day dream
And never fully grow up

I was gonna call you first thing in the morning
To check on your to see how you're doing
I was gonna call you first thing in the morning
To check on your to see how you're doing- fine
I've been alright, thanks for asking
I know where you keep a spare key
So I came in and poured myself a drink
And ate all your snacks
You don't want me back
And now I'm twenty four and can barely grow a mustache

I'm not going anywhere unless I'm stoned
I don't think I'm going anywhere at all
I'm not going anywhere 'til I'm stoned!