"DJ Unicorn Crusher" lyrics

Thought I would go back home
And we would both hang out
Well it's fine that we don't
I think I'm over it now

Will you smoke weed and watch movies with me
Yes please pick me
I'd do anything

You told me not to worry so I worried myself to death
And got caught up in a moment
And told off all my friends
They said "we missed you!"
So I said I missed you too
Then went back into my corner
On the other side of the room

I can never sleep enough

Will you smoke weed and watch movies with me
Yes please pick me
I'd do anything

I'd do anything to be with you

I'm trying my hardest
Your so easily offended
And hard to be around
It comes off as pretentious
So I'm shutting my mouth
I'm done sticking around

I thought I was right
But I am not