"Drank Myself Into It" lyrics

I was gonna stay home
Maybe turn the game on
Fry myself a T-Bone
Have myself a one and done cold one
It went done a little too smooth
As did the next two
The next thing I knew
I was pulling on my Friday night
Good time boots
An Uber later and I'm cold beer bar stooling
Guess I went and drank myself into it

Didn't have no going out plans
Or singing Skynyrd with the band
Lord knows I can't dance
Damn Instagrams got the pictures to prove it
I wouldn't going to text my ex
Buy a hard pack of Marlboro reds
Loose the rent on a corner pocket bet
Ain't no one to blame and no lame excuses
Guess I went and drank myself into it

I can't remember half of what I said
Both eyes are blood shot red
The room spinning around my bed
Feels like a helicopters trying to land in my head

Didn't have no going out plans
Or singing Skynyrd with the band
Lord knows I can't dance
Damn Instagrams got the pictures to prove it
I wouldn't going to text my ex
Smoke a whole pack of Marlboro reds
Loose the rent on a corner pocket bet
Ain't no one to blame and no lame excuses
Done went and drank myself into it

I'm gonna file last night under drunk and stupid
Now I gotta wake up and face the country music

Didn't have no going out plans
Singing Skynyrd with the band
Lord knows that I can't dance
Damn Instagrams got the pictures to prove it
Wouldn't gonna text my ex
Smoke a whole pack of Marlboro reds
Loose the rent on a corner pocket bet
No one to blame and no lame excuses

Pulled an all night Hank
Drained out the bank
Done went and drank myself into it

Drank myself into it