"Be Kind To Me" lyrics

Told you once, and I told you twice
Why be mean when you can be nice?
Come on, be kind to me
Can't you see I'm in misery?

I hardly feel like a mustard seed
'Cause your love is what I need
Come on, be kind to me
Can't you see I'm in misery?

I'm the ace of hearts, and she's my queen
The best old girl you ever seen
Come on, be kind to me
Can't you see I'm in misery?

I told you, child, when you were sixteen
I wanted you, girl, to be my queen
Come on, be kind to me
Can't you see I'm in misery?

A bullfrog sittin' on a lily pond
And I was holdin' her in my arm
Come on, be kind to me
Can't you see I'm in misery?

I call you on the telephone
Tell me why you're never home?
Come on, be kind to me
Can't you see I'm in misery?

Be kind to me
Can't you see I'm in misery?