"Can Of Worms" lyrics

You look like a good problem to have
If the other one finds out, she'll be twice as mad
And blonde or black hair don't matter to me
'Cause I can't see it when we're underneath the sheets
Underneath them

Your lipstick on my felt for the third time this week
It's a shame it ain't the shade of the lipstick on my cheek
And I pray to God them two don't ever cross paths
'Cause if they do, I know it's gonna be my ass

Because
She can't fuck me like you can
'Cause she makes me wanna be a good man
I opened up a can of worms, and I can't find the lid
We got a bad situation on our hands

Well, your lingerie, it don't look like the night before
Well, I always liked the look of it when it's laying on the floor
And this shit relationship looks like it's going down
At least I'll see their pretty faces when I drown

'Cause
She can't fuck me like you can
But she makes me wanna be a good man
Well, I opened up a can of worms, and I can't find the lid
We've got a bad situation on our hands
Yeah, we got a bad situation on our hands

I think you know how the hell it all ends
When one of them gets jealous and the other catches wind
Now they're best friends and they both hate my guts
I guess the two ain't always better than the one
Well, I guess the two ain't always better than the one

'Cause
She can't fuck me like you can
'Cause she makes me wanna be a good man
I guess I should try to put these worms back inside the can
We've got a bad situation on our hands
Yeah, we got a bad situation on our hands
Goddamn, we got a bad situation on our hands