"Ladies Hot Line" lyrics
Ladies Hot Line, hello?
Ladies Hot Line, one moment please
Ladies Hot Line, hold on
Ladies Hot Line, you're on
This is the Ladies Hot Line, go ahead please
Yes, my husband and I used to be very close
But lately we've grown further and further apart
Rumor has it that he's somewhere between Newark and San Diego!
Wait a- wait a minute, what's your name?
My name is Mrs. Jones!
What's the matter Mrs. Jones?
Something's on your mind
Have you got a problem
With that husband you can't find?
Listen to me honey - kick off your shoes
Pour yourself some wine
Find yourself a younger man
That you can keep in line
Ladies Hot Line, may I help you?
Yes, my boyfriend Billy just ran off with my best friend John!
Wait a minute what's your name?
Miss Smith
What's the matter, Miss Smith (Miss Smith)
Wasting precious time, girl
Worrying how your best friend (worrying how your best friend)
And your man left you behind (and your man left you behind)
Lift that chin right up - head up to the sky
Attitude is all you need
Believe me you'll get by
You're in control - you're doing fine
If you need assistance
Call Ladies Hot Line!
Just call Ladies Hot Line
For whatever you may need
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Satisfaction guaranteed (just dial his 4-1-1 honey)
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Believe me we come through
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Decisions up to you!
This world is tough for a woman (woman, woman)
Is there a man who understands?
Oh yes it's tough for a woman (woman, woman) (yes it is)
Find me a man who understands
We're in control and we are doing fine
If you need assistance
Just call on Ladies Hot Line!
Why don't ya call it?
Just call Ladies Hot Line
For whatever you may need (call Ladies Hot Line)
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Satisfaction guaranteed (Hot Line)
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Believe me we come through (Ladies Hot Line)
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Decisions up to you!
Listen girls, go to them phones
Push or press or dial
We are here to help you
We are here to make you smile
We can fill your every need
We take care of business
Private and discreet
We specialize in men
That's our business (is there a man who understands?)
Oh yes it's tough
For a woman (woman, woman) (just call Ladies Hot Line, satisfaction guaranteed)
Finding a man (just call Ladies Hot Line, believe me we come through)
Who understands (just call Ladies Hot Line, decisions up to you!)
All you have to do is pick up the phone
Call Ladies Hot Line!
Ladies Hot Line, one moment please
Ladies Hot Line, hold on
Ladies Hot Line, you're on
This is the Ladies Hot Line, go ahead please
Yes, my husband and I used to be very close
But lately we've grown further and further apart
Rumor has it that he's somewhere between Newark and San Diego!
Wait a- wait a minute, what's your name?
My name is Mrs. Jones!
What's the matter Mrs. Jones?
Something's on your mind
Have you got a problem
With that husband you can't find?
Listen to me honey - kick off your shoes
Pour yourself some wine
Find yourself a younger man
That you can keep in line
Ladies Hot Line, may I help you?
Yes, my boyfriend Billy just ran off with my best friend John!
Wait a minute what's your name?
Miss Smith
What's the matter, Miss Smith (Miss Smith)
Wasting precious time, girl
Worrying how your best friend (worrying how your best friend)
And your man left you behind (and your man left you behind)
Lift that chin right up - head up to the sky
Attitude is all you need
Believe me you'll get by
You're in control - you're doing fine
If you need assistance
Call Ladies Hot Line!
Just call Ladies Hot Line
For whatever you may need
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Satisfaction guaranteed (just dial his 4-1-1 honey)
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Believe me we come through
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Decisions up to you!
This world is tough for a woman (woman, woman)
Is there a man who understands?
Oh yes it's tough for a woman (woman, woman) (yes it is)
Find me a man who understands
We're in control and we are doing fine
If you need assistance
Just call on Ladies Hot Line!
Why don't ya call it?
Just call Ladies Hot Line
For whatever you may need (call Ladies Hot Line)
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Satisfaction guaranteed (Hot Line)
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Believe me we come through (Ladies Hot Line)
Just call Ladies Hot Line
Decisions up to you!
Listen girls, go to them phones
Push or press or dial
We are here to help you
We are here to make you smile
We can fill your every need
We take care of business
Private and discreet
We specialize in men
That's our business (is there a man who understands?)
Oh yes it's tough
For a woman (woman, woman) (just call Ladies Hot Line, satisfaction guaranteed)
Finding a man (just call Ladies Hot Line, believe me we come through)
Who understands (just call Ladies Hot Line, decisions up to you!)
All you have to do is pick up the phone
Call Ladies Hot Line!
