"I'm Fat" lyrics

"I'm Fat"

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon, Calvin, don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh, c'mon, Calvin!
It's not so bad!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon, Calvin, don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh, please, Calvin!
It's not so bad!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon, Calvin, don't you treat me like that
I can't stand being fat

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
I can't help it, Calvin!
C'mon I'm fat!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon, Calvin, don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh, come on!
It's not so bad!
C'mon!
It's... ah... I'm just fat man!

Got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon, Calvin, don't treat me like that!
I can't stand being fat!

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh, come on!
It's not so bad!


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