"I'm Fat" lyrics
"I'm Fat"
Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon, Calvin, don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh, c'mon, Calvin!
It's not so bad!
Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon, Calvin, don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat
Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh, please, Calvin!
It's not so bad!
Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon, Calvin, don't you treat me like that
I can't stand being fat
Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
I can't help it, Calvin!
C'mon I'm fat!
Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon, Calvin, don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh, come on!
It's not so bad!
C'mon!
It's... ah... I'm just fat man!
Got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon, Calvin, don't treat me like that!
I can't stand being fat!
Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh, come on!
It's not so bad!
- AZLyrics
- W
- Ween Lyrics
You May Also Like
The Dismemberment Plan - "You Are Invited" I got it in the mail one morning
There was no return address
Just my name in gold leaf on the front
There was no time or location
There was really no info at all
No date no place no time no RSVP
But...
Ty Segall - "My Lady's On Fire" You say you want to cry
But your tears are dry
When I was that way
There's nothing left to say
Nothing left to say
Now my lady's on fire
She wants to tear it down
She knows you're a liar
My lady's...
The Clash - "I Fought The Law" Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won I left my baby and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the...
Pixies - "Where Is My Mind?" Ooh—stop
With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah (Yeah)
Your head will collapse, and there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind?...
Morphine - "Candy" Candy told me nothing really matters anymore
When I ask her what she means, she says I oughtta know
Candy says she's made arrangements
For me in the sand
Candy says she wants me with her
Down in...