"Mountain Dew" lyrics

This is our best gig
Ever

No, no!
Way up on
I knew you'd fuck it up!
Here it come!

Way up on the hill, there's an old whiskey still
And it's right by a hard-working crew
If you finish up your mug (Oh, beautiful), then they'll fill up your jug
With that good, good ole mountain dew (Everybody sing)

Well, they call it that good old mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
Well, you may go 'round the bend but you'll come back again
For that good, good ole mountain dew, whoo!

Turn it down, Kirk!

Take it, Jimmy!
Hey, Kirk! I can't hear this thing, man!
Oh!

Hey, everybody!

Well, they call it that good old mountain dew
(You like this one, do you?)
And them that refuse it are few
Well, you may go 'round the bend but you'll come back again
For that good old mountain dew

So it...
Ha ha ha!
Whoa, Jimmy!
Whoo, goddamn fuckin' A!
Thank you, we're Ween!
Good night, St. Louis!