"The Epstein Files" lyrics
I read your book in 1992
I was failing out of college but I really had the knowledge
To see that you were just a fool
Propped up by daddy's money
Not one big funny, just shitting on the working class
Like those frat bros I was singing for who were all itching just to kick my ass
Met you in '96 and '99 in your casino waitin' line at the bathroom for the Maxim bowel
I watched you hittin' on women, you looked like somebody swimin'
Who had never heard of water at all
Well the decades came and went and you became the President
And hoped that you could make the world your way
Well most people see through you and we'll never [?] to you
And the crazy cruel things that you say
But of all the things you're afraid to show
Well there's one thing that you really don't want us to know
You're in the Epstein files
You're in the Epstein files
There's not just a couple lines
It's about a million times
Stretches on for miles and miles
You're in the Epstein files
To cover up your dirty dealin'
You'll play around with Greenland
Steal all of Venezuela's oil
Keep the money 'cause you'll need it
And it's not just 'cause you're greedy
Or you'll think the winner's take the spoils
You're gonna have to hire lawyers that'll have to hire lawyers
For all the awful things you did
The Supreme Court seats you bought
Won't keep you from getting caught
For what you did with those underage kids
Right there in the Epstein files
You're in the Epstein files
There's not just a couple lines
It's about a million times
Stretches on for miles and miles
You're in the Epstein files
Tonight on your gold platted toilet
With your cell phone in your hands
You can take to Truth Social and tell all the local yokels
What a talentless loser I am
Not sayin' out of line but I wouldn't waste my time
With the typin', sir, if I was you
Looks like your poll numbers show, I got the record sales to show
I'm very unpopular too
If I had more fame you'd just put Bondi on a plane
And send her down with a cease and dissist
But I'd just laugh and walk away
'Cause it's never gonna change the cold hard fact that is
You're in the Epstein files
You're in the Epstein files
It's not just a couple lines
It's about a million times
Stretches on for miles and miles
You're in the Epstein files
You're in the Epstein files
You can try to redact it
But it won't change the fact that
We can see it with our own two eyes
You're in the Epstein files
I was failing out of college but I really had the knowledge
To see that you were just a fool
Propped up by daddy's money
Not one big funny, just shitting on the working class
Like those frat bros I was singing for who were all itching just to kick my ass
Met you in '96 and '99 in your casino waitin' line at the bathroom for the Maxim bowel
I watched you hittin' on women, you looked like somebody swimin'
Who had never heard of water at all
Well the decades came and went and you became the President
And hoped that you could make the world your way
Well most people see through you and we'll never [?] to you
And the crazy cruel things that you say
But of all the things you're afraid to show
Well there's one thing that you really don't want us to know
You're in the Epstein files
You're in the Epstein files
There's not just a couple lines
It's about a million times
Stretches on for miles and miles
You're in the Epstein files
To cover up your dirty dealin'
You'll play around with Greenland
Steal all of Venezuela's oil
Keep the money 'cause you'll need it
And it's not just 'cause you're greedy
Or you'll think the winner's take the spoils
You're gonna have to hire lawyers that'll have to hire lawyers
For all the awful things you did
The Supreme Court seats you bought
Won't keep you from getting caught
For what you did with those underage kids
Right there in the Epstein files
You're in the Epstein files
There's not just a couple lines
It's about a million times
Stretches on for miles and miles
You're in the Epstein files
Tonight on your gold platted toilet
With your cell phone in your hands
You can take to Truth Social and tell all the local yokels
What a talentless loser I am
Not sayin' out of line but I wouldn't waste my time
With the typin', sir, if I was you
Looks like your poll numbers show, I got the record sales to show
I'm very unpopular too
If I had more fame you'd just put Bondi on a plane
And send her down with a cease and dissist
But I'd just laugh and walk away
'Cause it's never gonna change the cold hard fact that is
You're in the Epstein files
You're in the Epstein files
It's not just a couple lines
It's about a million times
Stretches on for miles and miles
You're in the Epstein files
You're in the Epstein files
You can try to redact it
But it won't change the fact that
We can see it with our own two eyes
You're in the Epstein files
