"I Like To Hide In The Bathroom At Parties" lyrics

One, two, three
I like to hide in the bathroom at parties
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well, I just wanna be out
But I don't wanna be out
So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Been the same since graduation
Being social makes me shy
Makes my heart have palpitations
But I still want the invite
So that I
Can decline

Yeah, sometimes I force myself
To leave my house and leave my shell
Then I'm standing in a stranger's living room
My living hell
I'm so tired
It's not my vibe
My phone just died
And that's why, I, I, I

I like to hide in the bathroom at parties
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well, I just wanna be out
But I don't wanna be out
So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

God, I'm a such a people person
I've got two friends and a dog
And my chronic introversion
Is iconic till it's not
That's what she said
Before she left

And now she's dancing in the kitchen
With some other awful guy
I can't help but over listen
To his awesome pick-up lines
My, oh my
It's such a vibe
Swallow my pride
And that's why I, I, I

I like to hide in the bathroom at parties
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Drunk people make me nervous, I'm sorry
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well, I just wanna be out
But I don't wanna be out
So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I like to stand by the door with my car keys
(I can make a great escape)
Everyone's having a good time except me
(Why was I born this way?)
Well, I just wanna go home (Right now)
But I don't wanna go home (Not now)
So, I like to hide in the bathroom at parties
(I like to hide in the bathroom at parties)

I'm not even sure what I came for
I'm not even angry, I'm just bored
I, I, I, I