"I Beat My Meat In The Shower" lyrics

UGH...UGH
Jay! What are you doing in there?
Huh?
What are you doing?
Nothing
What are you doing I hear something in there
Don't open the curtain, don't open the cur-
Ughhhhh
Ugh, what the fuck
Why didn't you just nut on me?
I told you not to open the curtain
Fuck you
I was beating my meat
I do this every night
I'm here every day
You're so sick, ew, ew, ew ew, ew
Shut up, bitch, that's why you got nut on your face
Fuck you, bitch
Yuh

I beat my meat in the shower (Splash)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ughh)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ugh Fuck)
I beat my meat in the shower (Splash)
I be in there for 'bout an hour (Yuh)
Jacking off with baby powder (Yuh)
Jacking off with white flour (Ugh)
I beat my meat in the shower
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ugh)
I beat my meat in the shower
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)
I be in there for bout an hour (Yuh)
Jacking off with baby powder (Jack off)
Jacking off with white flour (Jack off)
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)

Swimming pool with your daughter (Splash)
I like to piss in the water (Piss)
She said "Can you fuck me harder" (Fuck me harder)
I beat my meat said I balling (Yah)
I beat my meat watching Kardashians (Yah)
I beat my meat watching the Simpsons (Simpsons)
My momma said "Boy go in the kitchen" (What?)
I beat my meat washing the dishes (Splash)
Bend over bitch to your toes (To your toes)
I don't want to fuck on you hoe (on you hoe)
I just wanna nut on your nose
I just wanna nut on the floor (ugh)
I'm dripping in flavor like Wilch (Splash)
Ugh, a nigga just belched (Fuck)
Old nigga, I drink beer (Beer)
Young nigga, I'm a queer (I'm a queer?)
Here lil bitch, looky here (Looky here)
I just wanna nut in your ear
Green money, John Deer (John Deer)
Pot belly drinking beer (Beer)
I trade on my bitch like KD (Fuck KD)
I'm splashing like, ayo KD (Ayo, KD)
I don't wanna fuck up my sheets
I'm sleepy I just beat my meat
Woah

I beat my meat in the shower (Splash)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ughh)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ugh Fuck)
I beat my meat in the shower (Splash)
I be in there for 'bout an hour (Yuh)
Jacking off with baby powder (Yuh)
Jacking off with white flour (Ugh)
I beat my meat in the shower
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ugh)
I beat my meat in the shower
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)
I be in there for bout an hour (Yuh)
Jacking off with baby powder (Jack off)
Jacking off with white flour (Jack off)
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)