"Top 10 Things To Do Before You Die" lyrics

(Here's information for)
(How to kill yourself)

(One) don't say goodbye to friends and family
Convince yourself that they'll forget
(Two) don't write a note telling them why you're gone
'Cause that'll just make you upset

(Three) give all your money to some charity
Pretend like you're worth less than that
(Four) and after you've thrown all of your possessions
It's time to come up with a plan

I've tried so many times
But I can't do anything right
Maybe there is an easier way
I'll go search up a guide online

(Fail) I have to make sure I go through with this
Because the last time, I was fined
(Cry) since I can't find anything that's worth trying
I guess I'll live another while

(Talking with someone might help
If you like, I can search the web for
"International Suicide and Emergency Hotlines")

(Five) it's time again to try out therapy
Even if last time didn't help
(Six) although the insurance that I pay yearly
It doesn't cover mental health

I've tried so many times
But I can't do anything right
Maybe there is an easier way
I'll go search up a guide online

(Live) maybe I'm way too good at living
'Cause after all, I'm still alive
(Result) the only search result that ends up showing
"Top Ten Things To Do Before You Die" (Top ten things to do before you die)

I'll give this list a few more tries (please give this list a few more tries)
I guess I'll live another while