"Gentleman's Ballad: I'm A Ho" lyrics

"Gentleman's Ballad: I'm A Ho"

I'm a ho, a ho
A ho woah-woah
I'm a ho, a ho
A ho woah-woah
But now that I'm with you
I promise I'll let it go
Even though I know
I'm a ho woah-woah-woah-woah
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)

Before we get together I need you to understand
That Puff Puff wants more than "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am"
And you know I ain't a farmer, but I'm still tryna plow
When you walk in the room I'm like, "bow-chicka-wow-wow"
I like bangin' and smashin' and livin' in sin
I'd like to take the Beef Bus to Bonetown again
I wanna boink, I wanna shag, I wanna hump, I wanna screw
And I wanna do all those things with you and only you

I'm a ho, a ho (yeah)
A ho woah-woah (I'm a ho)
I'm a ho, a ho (I like to bone)
A ho woah-woah (hide the salami)
But now that I'm with you (that's right)
I promise I'll let it go (I wanna clap those cheeks)
Even though I know (I'm a ho)
I'm a ho woah-woah-woah-woah
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)

They used to call me slut, used to call me whore
I prefer to say a booty connoisseur
But I promise you, I ain't gonna do
None of that kinda shit no more
You're the only one I adore
Never mind how I was before
Wait and see what I have in store
The only bed I wanna be in is yours
I'm a gentleman, I open up doors
Girl, I'm telling you, I've been reformed
I'll delete the numbers in my phone
I'ma never watch any more porn
These urges are hard to ignore
Can't help it, that's how I was born
Baby, there's so many things we could explore

Girl, before I met you my life was different
All I could think about was ass
Everything in the world was ass to me
This looks like an ass, that looks like an ass
That mountain range over there looks like a big ol' ass
But now, I've changed
Well, actually I'm still the same
All I think about is ass all the time
But now I just wanna be dedicated to one ass
And that's your ass

All that I think about, dream about every day
Is doin' it, hooking up, making love in every single way

'Cause I'm a ho, a ho (I'm a ho)
A ho woah-woah (I'm a ho)
I'm a ho, a ho (I'm a ho)
A ho woah-woah (I'm a ho)
But now that I'm with you (I'm a ho)
I promise I'll let it go (I'm a ho)
Even though I know (I'm a ho)
I'm a ho woah-woah-woah-woah (I'm a ho)
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)


Writer(s): Michael Joseph Jones
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