"Orphan Tears, Pt. 3" lyrics
(feat. Cartoon Wax & Stevi The Demon)
Sip, sippin' on
Sip, sippin' on
Sip, sippin' on orphan tears
The story continues real oddly (Huh?)
I'm starin' at Bill Cosby (What the?)
Thinkin' that we'll probably
Have to attempt to kill Cosby (Let's get him)
I was scared and my legs were wobblin' (Ooh)
But I knew that we had to stop him
I could hear the orphans sobbin'
My morals made me confident (Mmmh)
I screamed out, "Get 'em, y'all" (Let's get him)
And the place turned into a frickin' brawl (Uh)
A lot of kung-fu punches and kicks involved (Pssh)
To the legs, to the body, to the lips and jaw (Pssh)
It was a really good fight we were puttin' up (Uh)
But Bill Cosby just wouldn't budge (Nope)
He kept eatin' them pudding cups (Hey)
It was hard to beat him, he was super tough
Punch after punch, he just kept on clockin' me
While he was doin' it, he was doin' comedy (That's weird)
It was pretty funny, honestly
I hate to admit, then I snapped out of it
When he used his sweater as a makeshift whip (Wah pssh)
Hit me in the legs and he made me trip
Man, we were gettin' our asses kicked (Ayy)
And that wasn't even the last of it (Uh-uh)
Cosby snapped his fingers and he screamed out, "Robots!"
Soon we were surrounded by some—you guessed it, robots
But these weren't normal robots that we saw standin' before us (Nah)
They were all pure evil and they looked just like Chuck Norris (Get 'em!)
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on orphan tears (They got me sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on orphan tears
I got a lot of robot Chucks all around me
And I'm sittin' there gettin' my ass kicked (Ow)
Then I thought about what Bill Cosby said
In a flashback of our last trip
He said, "Hello with the pudding"
Hey, the pudding cups may be key (Yeah)
That's what gives him super strength
What if it does the same to me?
So I looked around 'til I found some (There!)
And I grabbed a cup and I downed some
And I thought to myself, "Man, how dumb!"
'Til I grew the size of a mountain (Ha-ha)
Then I got buff and changed a bunch
Now I'm all tough and dangerous (Grr)
And so I turned to the whole gang of Chucks
And said, "Yo, Texas Ranger sucks!"
I was just distractin' 'em
While my friends hulk out too (Smash)
Pretty soon thereafter
We were tearin' through those ground troops
And circuits were flyin', and robots gettin' laid out
I hit one so hard he runs on Windows 98 now
Since we're so frickin' large
Cosby ran but we hit him hard (No!)
Probably tell you it hurts 'cause
We beat him up like a rental car (Take that!)
We set the children free, free from the predator
Before we left, we took the cash out the register
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on orphan tears (They got me sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on
Now no more orphan tears
Sip, sippin' on
Sip, sippin' on orphan tears
The story continues real oddly (Huh?)
I'm starin' at Bill Cosby (What the?)
Thinkin' that we'll probably
Have to attempt to kill Cosby (Let's get him)
I was scared and my legs were wobblin' (Ooh)
But I knew that we had to stop him
I could hear the orphans sobbin'
My morals made me confident (Mmmh)
I screamed out, "Get 'em, y'all" (Let's get him)
And the place turned into a frickin' brawl (Uh)
A lot of kung-fu punches and kicks involved (Pssh)
To the legs, to the body, to the lips and jaw (Pssh)
It was a really good fight we were puttin' up (Uh)
But Bill Cosby just wouldn't budge (Nope)
He kept eatin' them pudding cups (Hey)
It was hard to beat him, he was super tough
Punch after punch, he just kept on clockin' me
While he was doin' it, he was doin' comedy (That's weird)
It was pretty funny, honestly
I hate to admit, then I snapped out of it
When he used his sweater as a makeshift whip (Wah pssh)
Hit me in the legs and he made me trip
Man, we were gettin' our asses kicked (Ayy)
And that wasn't even the last of it (Uh-uh)
Cosby snapped his fingers and he screamed out, "Robots!"
Soon we were surrounded by some—you guessed it, robots
But these weren't normal robots that we saw standin' before us (Nah)
They were all pure evil and they looked just like Chuck Norris (Get 'em!)
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on orphan tears (They got me sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on orphan tears
I got a lot of robot Chucks all around me
And I'm sittin' there gettin' my ass kicked (Ow)
Then I thought about what Bill Cosby said
In a flashback of our last trip
He said, "Hello with the pudding"
Hey, the pudding cups may be key (Yeah)
That's what gives him super strength
What if it does the same to me?
So I looked around 'til I found some (There!)
And I grabbed a cup and I downed some
And I thought to myself, "Man, how dumb!"
'Til I grew the size of a mountain (Ha-ha)
Then I got buff and changed a bunch
Now I'm all tough and dangerous (Grr)
And so I turned to the whole gang of Chucks
And said, "Yo, Texas Ranger sucks!"
I was just distractin' 'em
While my friends hulk out too (Smash)
Pretty soon thereafter
We were tearin' through those ground troops
And circuits were flyin', and robots gettin' laid out
I hit one so hard he runs on Windows 98 now
Since we're so frickin' large
Cosby ran but we hit him hard (No!)
Probably tell you it hurts 'cause
We beat him up like a rental car (Take that!)
We set the children free, free from the predator
Before we left, we took the cash out the register
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on orphan tears (They got me sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on (Sip, sippin' on)
Sip, sippin' on
Now no more orphan tears
