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The Vandals Lyrics

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EP: "Peace Thru Vandalism" (1982)
The Vandals - Peace Thru Vandalism EP cover
Wanna Be Manor
Urban Struggle
The Legend Of Pat Brown
Pirate's Life
H.B. Hotel
Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
album: "When In Rome Do As The Vandals" (1984)
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Lady Killer
Bad Birthday Bash
Master Race (In Outer Space)
Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
Mohawk Town
Viking Suit
Hocus Pocus
I'm A Fly
Slap Of Love
Airstream
Rico
album: "Slippery When Ill" (1989)
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Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
Susanville
Desert Woman
In America
Elvis Decanter
Goop All Over The Phone (Pleasant All Over The Bill)
Shi'ite Punk
Gator Hide
Long Hair Queer
(Illa Zilla) Lady Killa
album: "Fear Of A Punk Planet" (1990)
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Pizza Tran
The Rodge
Join Us For Pong
Hey Holmes!
Girls Turn 18 Every Day
Kill My Tenant
Summer Lovin'
The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
Anti
Teenage Idol
Small Wonder
Phone Machine
China Town
(Bonus Track)
Kokomo
(Bonus Track)

album: "Live Fast, Diarrhea" (1995)
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Let The Bad Times Roll
Take It Back
And Now We Dance
I Have A Date
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Power Mustache
N.I.M.B.Y.
Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
Live Fast, Diarrhea
Happy Birthday To Me
Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna)
Get In Line
Johnny Twobags
Kick Me
Soup Of The Day
album: "The Quickening" (1996)
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Stop Smiling
It's A Fact
Marry Me
Allah
Tastes Like Chicken
(But Then) She Spoke
How (Did This Loser Get This Job?)
Hungry For You
Failure Is The Best Revenge
Aging Orange
Canine Euthenasia
Moving Up
(I'll Make You) Love Me
Choosing Your Masters
I Believe
album: "Oi To The World!" (1996)
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A Gun For Christmas
Grandpa's Last X-Mas
Thanx For Nothing
Oi To The World
Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday
Christmas Time For My Penis
I Don't Believe In Santa Claus
My First X-Mas (As A Woman)
Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
Here I Am Lord
C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
Hang Myself From The Tree
Overture
(Instrumental Bonus Track)

album: "Hitler Bad, Vandals Good" (1998)
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People That Are Going To Hell
Cafe 405
My Girlfriend's Dead
I Know, Huh?
Money's Not An Issue
I've Got An Ape Drape
If The Gov't Could Read My Mind
Too Much Drama
Come Out Fighting
Euro-Barge
Fucked Up Girl
An Idea For A Movie
OK
So Long, Farewell
album: "Look What I Almost Stepped In..." (2000)
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Behind The Music
Sorry, Mom And Dad
Go
The New You
Flowers Are Pretty
Jackass
What About Me?
You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
I'm The Boss Of Me
That's My Girl
Get A Room
San Berdu
Crippled & Blind
Fourteen
Why Are You Alive?
(Bonus Track)
album: "Internet Dating Superstuds" (2002)
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Appreciate My Honesty
I'm Becoming You
Disproportioned Head
Soccer Mom
We'll All Get Laid
Little Weirdo
I Can't Wait
Where's Your Dignity?
My Brain Tells My Body
When I Say You, I Mean Me
The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
My Brother Is Gay
Lord Of The Dance
Count To Ten
(Bonus Track)

album: "Hollywood Potato Chip" (2004)
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How They Getcha'
Don't Stop Me Now
My Neck, My Back
Be A Good Robot
Manimal
My Special Moment
Designed By Satan
Atrocity
Dig A Hole
Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
I Guess I'll Take You Back
Christian Or Canadian
I Am Crushed
Steal The Flag
(Bonus Track)
EP: "Curse Of The Unripe Pumpkin" (2020)
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Curse Of The Unripe Pumpkin
It's A Fact
I Don't Think You're A Slut
My Heart Will Go On
other songs:
Ball And Chain
Change The World With My Hockey Stick
Complain
Dachau Cabana
Heigh-Ho
Jilted John
Judy Is A Punk
Long Haired Lover
Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
Poison
S.W.M.
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
The Frog Stomp
To All The Kids