"Rent A Cop" lyrics

I'm trolling food court for girls
Yeah, it's the best job in the world
They know they're safe with me
They love my little mustache
They love a man in uniform
Ooh

With my sunglasses they can't
See what I'm really looking at
And as they're walking by
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire
Yeah

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours 'til I punch the clock
All alone in this great big mall
Ooh

No kid, they don't give me a gun
I don't get paid enough to run
So you can call me what you want
I'll be hanging at the check out
Checking out your girlfriend
Figure out how she's going to fit all of that butt into that underwear
Yeah
Yeah

Hey girl if you can't recall
Where you parked your daddy's car
Then I could help you out
All alone in this great big mall
Oh

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours 'til it's Miller Time
All alone in this great big mall
Whoa

I'm trolling food court for girls

I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby
Light that
Light that ass on fire

Alright, that's good