"The Country Song" lyrics

"The Country Song"

[Tom DeLonge:]
Uh oh, uh oh, oh shit, oh fuck, I'm gonna start dancing!

Take off your pants, dad
Your penis is the biggest thing my butt's ever had
Because I would know it feels good

[Mark Hoppus:]
Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker!


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