"Still Stabbin'" lyrics

[Violent J:]
Hey, hey
Uh... I still have a problem
If it's okay with... (Hya!) them
You know, there, them
The Dark Carnival in general (Who?)
It's the whole stabbin' thing again, oh, it's..
You see I... uh

I stab people like everyday folks
Skinny people any people I chop off their throats (Cut off!)
My stabbings are ninja-like very quickly, hey
By the time you feel it I'm like three blocks away (Ow)
I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck
Now I stab people and drive away I'm like putt-putt-putt-putt!
Hehe, I do a show and stab people at the same time, what an act (Wow)
I stab barricade security guards in the back of the neck, ha!
I love Waffle House, I stab people there (Mmm!)
Their so shitty and dumpy they don't even care
I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember them?
Well I cut their fuckin' drummer's arm off, you can ask him, ha! ([?])
Lyor Cohen, the president of Island, whoa!
I'm at a business meetin' with him lookin' at him, smilin' (Hehehehe)
I jumped up and stabbed him, but he kicked my ass (Ugh!)
Seventeenth floor they threw me out through the glass

(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
Can you help me (Fuck you!)
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Fuckin' help me (Fuck you!)
(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
I need you to help me (Fuck you!)
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Somebody come and help me, uh (Fuck you!)

Jehovah's Witnesses I swear man I love 'em (Yeah)
They're standing on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' above 'em
Puncture wound victims right to my door
Come back motherfucker! I'll stab you some more! (Hohohoho!)
One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best (Yeah)
I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex (Hahahaha)
I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the commentator guy
Before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye, hahahaha! (Hiyah!)
I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match
He was like "What are you doing?" I said "Fuckin' relax!"
I stabbed him again and again, I jumped out and ran (Pew!)
Everybody chased me, catch me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my health (Urgh)
He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbing myself (Aah!)
I stab cabby drivers right through the thick glass (Plah!)
Ginsu built to last (Baby), can you help me?

(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
Slice 'em up, slice 'em down
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Side to side and all around
(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
They don't help, they don't care
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Ginsu swingin' everywhere
(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
Slice 'em up, slice 'em down
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Side to side and all around
(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
They don't help, they don't care
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Ginsu swingin' everywhere

I saved up my money and went and saw the Lilith Fair
Started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them there (Lesbos)
I took off my thong and I jumped in the pit (C'mon!)
But there wasn't any pit, it was only me and that was it (Hehe)
But so what? (Hehe) I was throwin' myself all over the floor (Klugh!)
Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said "You fuckin' whore!" (Hehe!)
One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass
Stabbed them all in the face, that's why they wear masks (Hehehehe!)
My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood
I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood (Ooh!)
But it's so hard to sneak because of the muffler
Brlrl-brlrlrl-brlrl-brlrlrlrlrlrl-brlrlrl-brlrlrl, I hate that fucker! (woo!)
I did a song with Three Six Mafia, them guys are the shit
We went to their studio and I started rockin' it
After the session they all left up out of there
But I stayed behind and stabbed the engineer (Ugh!)

(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
Can you help me? (Fuck you!)
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
You gotta help me! (fuck you!)
(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
I need you to help me! (fuck you!)
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Muthafuckin' help me! (fuck you!)
(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
Naw man! Fuck you! (fuck you!)
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Fuck all of you! (fuck you!)
(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
You better fuckin' help me! (fuck you!)
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Help me! Help me!!!
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)

(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
Slice 'em up, slice 'em down
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Side to side and all around
(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
They don't help, they don't care
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Ginsu swingin' everywhere
(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
Slice 'em up, slice 'em down
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Side to side and all around
(Stab, stab, stab, stab)
They don't help, they don't care
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, let's get bloody!)
Ginsu swingin' everywhere