"Pass The Jam" lyrics

I don't care
They're crazy
Said pass the jam, would you
Awfully kind of you
Now wouldn't it be a little bit nice to sing with this

Gazing at the open door
Just what lays behind
Thinking what I'm looking for
Say what's on my mind

Sinking ever deeper
In the words of guilt of shame
And now I can redeem myself
I just don't care

The words I'm singing they're just right
That's better for my brain
If I try to make much sense
You know I'll go insane

I just don't care
I just don't care

Caesar had some jam with tea
But Brutus wasn't kind
Wasn't strawberries that were red
He wasn't cutting bread

You pass the jam
And so he slammed the tea
The only bugger here to me
Is in the conservatory

Yeah, alright

Yes, but still over there
Sinking ever deeper
In the words of guilt and shame
I can't redeem myself
I just don't care

Staring at the silver spoon
Take it from your mouth
Take it from the jam jar
Turn and face the south, yeah

Now face the north
And the east
And the west
And the setting sun

Yeah

Still burning on in the night
Where's the sun at midnight
Say it's gone
Where's the moon at dawn
It carries on
And on
It never ends

To the land of nevermore
Where time began
Where the man still stands
And the edge, at the end
Never know that I sang
You'll all know it's the right place
In time, well it is

The words I'm singing
That's just right
They're better for my brain
If I try to make much sense
You know I'll go insane

Pass the jam
Pass the jam
Pass the fuckin' jam
Please

Next up I'll scream
I will

I warned you

I'm going home now

Oh my goodness, that must be the first jam we've had in years!

[Repeat until the end:]
I say pass the jam, would you