"Doritos & Fritos" lyrics

Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
I went to Greece to get something to eat
I'm hard to please, I punched the referee
I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
It's hot as deez, it's one hundred degrees
Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean
There was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with—

And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
Brain brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
Brain brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Ooh

Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos
I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
Jeez Louise, I'm weak in the knees
I'm joining the circus, I'm going berserkus
At 7/11 I'm drinking a beverage
I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to stone

Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
I went to Greece to get something to eat
He said, "Shit all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
OK, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen
I need some sleep so turn down that TV
He said, "Shit all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"

And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
Brain brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
Brain brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Ooh

Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

She'll turn you to stone

Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos