"If Good Times Were Dollars" lyrics

Promise me
You won't stay out of trouble
And I'll swear to you
I'll always have a couple of
Bad ideas
And whiskey cokes
Waiting for you with a dirty joke

Wear all your flaws if you come by 'em honest
Go out and get what you want if you want it
But promise me
If you don't do anything else

You'll follow your feelings
And love like you mean it
Live for the moment
And laugh for no reason
All that we have is already enough
If good times were dollars
We'd have a million bucks

Promise me
You'll bring your ukulele
And we can sing
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
With pizza boxes on the couch
Stay up all night and laugh about
How if we got paid for having fun
And good times were dollars
We'd have a million bucks

Times were dollars
We'd have a million bucks

You'll follow your feelings
And love like you mean it
Live for the moment
And laugh for no reason
And all that we have is already enough
If good times were dollars
We'd have a million bucks

We'd have a million bucks