"Tiki Bar Queen" lyrics

Hold on to your hula skirts, here we go

Sun's sinkin' low on the turquoise sea
And I'm sittin' at the bar with a drink in me
The air smells like salt and rum
When I spy a lady who's second to none

She's got flowers in her hair
And a pink bandana wrapped around her beer
She bats her eyes and pours me a drink
And tells me to take in the scenery

Tiki Bar Queen, Tiki Bar Queen
Oh, my, my, my Tiki Bar Queen
We just met, it's only 6:15
But I'm in love with a Tiki Bar Queen

She's got a smile that can keep the world on track
A real nice hut with a hammock out back
In the sand, she's dancin' like a gentle breeze
Her hips, they move to the sway of the trees
Eyes are colored pure ocean blue
And I'm fallin' for her just like the tides do
If she's as good as I think she seems
I might have found me an island dream

Tiki Bar Queen, Tiki Bar Queen
I'm in love with a Tiki Bar Queen
The clock only says 9:15
But I'm in love with a Tiki Bar Queen

Tiki Bar Queen, Tiki Bar Queen
How the hell is it 1:15? (A.M.)
It's kinda getting late for me
To be in love with a Tiki Bar Queen

I know that it sounds crazy
But I think she's the one for me
And it might be the drinks speaking
But I could be the man she needs

So I might pawn her a diamond ring
Then I'll get down in the sand on one knee
Ah, what the hell am I thinking?
There's no way that she'd say yes to me, is there?
Nah, man
Ah shit

Tiki Bar Queen, Tiki Bar Queen
I think that it's time I leave
Someone call a cab, it's 3:15
I'll just go on home and dream

Tiki Bar Queen, Tiki Bar Queen
It just wasn't meant to be
But tonight has been so lovely
Across the bar from my Tiki Bar Queen

Oh, my, my, my Tiki Bar Queen