"In The John" lyrics

(Whatever, we are just going to play it...)

On the daily news
Saw the naked ladies
And their beautiful tattoos
And all their dirty stories
From all their dirty heads
What does he really get

Mikey what are you doing?
Who would you lead on this time?
If you have a spinning head
Do it in the john

Mikey won't pass out
He wanted to drink more
With a whore
Mommy came without him
And now he's got it bad
The pornos on the page
Were only giving head

Mikey what are you doing?
Who would you lead on this time?
If you have a spinning head
Do it in the john

What does he do now?
He wonders if they can cure him
No such luck now
Victims of his pornos
Threw them in the trash
She still didn't believe him
And made him spend his cash

Mikey what are you doing?
Who would you lead on this time?
If you have a spinning head
Do it in the john

Doin' it in the john