"Country Dance" lyrics

I ain't going out there, I don't dance
You'll never see me giving that a chance
I'd rather find a bar stool and watch you kick it
Out on the floor
But the way them jeans are hugging on your hips
It's really got me going, I'll admit
My toes are tapping, now my hands are clapping
Girl you're about to make me a fool

'Cause I'm scooting, we're booting and Jägermeister-shooting
To the best damn Brooks & Dunn do-si honky-tonking song
I'm tripping and scuffing, it's a good thing I be buzzing
Otherwise these two left feet wouldn't be right where they belong
With my hand in your back pocket, yeah try it before you knock it
Did I die and go to heaven in a country bar?
Doing a country dance with you

Well there's a dude beside me in this line
It looks like he must come here all the time
Now he's turning left, I'm turning right, oh no
Baby here we go

Yeah I'm scooting, we're booting and Jägermeister shooting
To the best damn Brooks & Dunn do-si honky-tonking song
I'm tripping and scuffing, it's a good thing I be buzzing
Otherwise these two left feet wouldn't be right where they belong
With my hand in your back pocket, yeah try it before you knock it
Did I die and go to heaven in a country bar?
Doing a country dance with you

I'm a Johnny, I'm a Waylon guy
There ain't much more than what meets the eye
But when it comes to you I guess I'll do whatever it is
You want me to, just look at me move

Yeah I'm scooting, we're booting and Jägermeister shooting
To the best damn Brooks & Dunn do-si honky-tonking song
I'm tripping and scuffing, it's a good thing I be buzzing
Otherwise these two left feet wouldn't be right where they belong
With my hand in your back pocket, yeah try it before you knock it
Did I die and go to heaven in a country bar?
Doing a country dance
In a country bar, doing a country dance with you