"Merry Merry-achi Christmas" lyrics

It's a merry, mariachi Christmas
Underneath the Texas sun
And the only thing on my wish list
Is a fellow Latino, honey
Well, I'ma make up my tamales
So come on over, get you some
It's a merry, mariachi Feliz Navidad-y Christmas

Well, there's gotta be a cowboy out there
Who rolls his R's just like me
And if his eyes match his dark hair
Well, tuck me underneath this tree
Oh, I know I don't know much Spanish
But I don't think we'll need to speak
To have a merry, mariachi Feliz Navidad-y Christmas

Hola, Santa, keep your margarita cold
If you make mine spicy underneath the mistletoe
And as long as I'm the one he's kissin'
Won't have to be in Mexico
To have a merry, mariachi Feliz Navidad-y Christmas

(Here we go)

Uh, hola, Santa, I don't like my Christmas cold
Can I hitch a sleigh ride on your way to San Antone?
Yeah, as long as I'm the one he's kissin'
Won't have to be in Mexico
To have a merry, mariachi Feliz Navidad-y Christmas

It's a merry, mariachi Feliz Navidad-y Christmas