"Die" lyrics

And your idea that you're a machine is just a machine, too. So if you're a smart kid, you'd commit suicide. Camus said there is only really one serious philosophical question, which is whether or not to commit suicide. I think there are four or five serious philosophical questions. The first one is, 'Who started it? ' The second is, 'Are we gonna make it? ' The third is, 'Where are we going to put it? ' The fourth is, 'Who's going to clean up? ' And the fifth: 'Is it serious? ' (Hahahaha)

But- but still I-, should you or not commit suicide? This is a good question (Why don't you do it now?). Why go on? And you only go on if the game is worth the gamble (It's so worth it, die.). Now the universe has been going on for an incredibly long time. And so really, a-a satisfactory theory of the universe (Die) - Why bother? Just commit suicide. [Breathing]

But if you want to go on playing the game, you've got to have an optimal theory for playing the game. Otherwise there's no point in it. But the people who coined the fully automatic theory of the universe were playing a very funny game. For what they wanted to say was this: (You're worthless to her, and to the world, you're worthless, and I could be flying away into the sunset, and to earth, and to peace, and it seems that, come on, now)
"All you people who believe in religion -old ladies and wishful thinkers. You've got a big daddy up there, And you want comfort thing, but life is rough. Life is tough, as success goes to the most hard-headed people..." (Tell me how you feel)

So if you think that's the way things are
You may as well commit suicide right now (Girl, tell me, and I love you)
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now (Tell me)
You may as well commit suicide right now (And I don't have to do this)
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now ('Cause I'm just at the last)
You may as well commit suicide right now (Thread)
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now (I'm gonna take my own life)
You may as well commit suicide right now (Don't do it)
You may as well commit suicide right now [*indecipherable screeching*]
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now (Don't go!)
You may as well commit suicide right now (I'm sorry, bro)
You may as well commit suicide right now [*cocks gun*]
You may as well commit suicide right now
[*gunshot*]

[*police sirens and communication device samples playing*]

[*cassette tape ejecting*]
"Ah, wasn't that relaxing darlin'? Ahyuk! "