"If I Was President" lyrics
Adam Calhoun & Mesus Lyrics
[Calhoun:]
If I was president
I'd be fuckin' trippin'
Every sittin' politician, convicted
They're stuck in prison
They'd get
Hung from a tree
For the treason that they committed
Every pedophile would die
For stealin' children of their innocence
If I was president
We would treat veterans better than
How we treat 'em now
We just feed 'em a bunch of medicine
I'd shut the borders down
Build a wall, let 'em drown
Ain't our problem, now
We got problems in our own towns
If I was president, I'd shoot these motherfuckers in the face
Ain't no more terrorists, they're enemies of the state
Got a problem with my policy, see me at the gate
I'm all about freedom of speech, freedom I reinstate
[Calhoun & Mesus:]
If I was president
Ain't no burnin' flags
They will always be flying up in the wind
If I was president
Ain't no touchin' kids
You're gon' die, but I bet they're gon' live
If I was president
Veterans would smile
Never have to look down, for what they did
If I was president
We would all unite
And be proud to be called "Americans"
[Mesus:]
Number one
Never censor freedom of speech
'Cause, some people need to learn
Their words'll get their ass beat
Number two
Get rid of these 'Gun Free' zones
'Cause, our kids'll be protected
I'ma let this shit be known
Number three
Any vets who paid a debt to this country
Are the first ones on the list
When we talk about givin' money
Number four
Close the motherfuckin' border
And until we out of debt
Nobody gets another quarter
Number five
Get a job, done with all these handouts
You don't work, then you don't eat
Off other people tax dollars
Number six
Speak of taxes, we all in the same bracket
'Stead of penalizin' blue-collar people
And takin' half our shit
Number seven
Right or left, we under one wing
No matter who is president
There's only one King
In eight years
Nine out of ten don't have a clue
And I don't know 'bout you
But listen, this is what I'd do
[Calhoun & Mesus:]
If I was president
Ain't no burnin' flags
They will always be flying up in the wind
If I was president
Ain't no touchin' kids
You're gon' die, but I bet they're gon' live
If I was president
Veterans would smile
Never have to look down, for what they did
If I was president
We would all unite
And be proud to be called "Americans"
If I was president
I'd be fuckin' trippin'
Every sittin' politician, convicted
They're stuck in prison
They'd get
Hung from a tree
For the treason that they committed
Every pedophile would die
For stealin' children of their innocence
If I was president
We would treat veterans better than
How we treat 'em now
We just feed 'em a bunch of medicine
I'd shut the borders down
Build a wall, let 'em drown
Ain't our problem, now
We got problems in our own towns
If I was president, I'd shoot these motherfuckers in the face
Ain't no more terrorists, they're enemies of the state
Got a problem with my policy, see me at the gate
I'm all about freedom of speech, freedom I reinstate
[Calhoun & Mesus:]
If I was president
Ain't no burnin' flags
They will always be flying up in the wind
If I was president
Ain't no touchin' kids
You're gon' die, but I bet they're gon' live
If I was president
Veterans would smile
Never have to look down, for what they did
If I was president
We would all unite
And be proud to be called "Americans"
[Mesus:]
Number one
Never censor freedom of speech
'Cause, some people need to learn
Their words'll get their ass beat
Number two
Get rid of these 'Gun Free' zones
'Cause, our kids'll be protected
I'ma let this shit be known
Number three
Any vets who paid a debt to this country
Are the first ones on the list
When we talk about givin' money
Number four
Close the motherfuckin' border
And until we out of debt
Nobody gets another quarter
Number five
Get a job, done with all these handouts
You don't work, then you don't eat
Off other people tax dollars
Number six
Speak of taxes, we all in the same bracket
'Stead of penalizin' blue-collar people
And takin' half our shit
Number seven
Right or left, we under one wing
No matter who is president
There's only one King
In eight years
Nine out of ten don't have a clue
And I don't know 'bout you
But listen, this is what I'd do
[Calhoun & Mesus:]
If I was president
Ain't no burnin' flags
They will always be flying up in the wind
If I was president
Ain't no touchin' kids
You're gon' die, but I bet they're gon' live
If I was president
Veterans would smile
Never have to look down, for what they did
If I was president
We would all unite
And be proud to be called "Americans"
