Adam Sandler - Patch Song Lyrics

Adam Sandler Lyrics

"Patch Song"
(from "Eight Crazy Nights" soundtrack)

A won't a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet
A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet
Everyone in town will be lookin' their best
Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast
It's a kind of a nite when your feet match
When you feel nearly 5 foot 3!

They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants
Cuz there's a patch at the all star a banquet waiting for me!

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Writer(s): Adam R Sandler, Robert Smigel

soundtrack: "Eight Crazy Nights" (2002)

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