"Sorry About The Carpet" lyrics

What we don't wanna see, lies there
Strangers slap a dog that fades into the egg
Dirty hands are washed and washed and washed again
Sleep, oh sleep, little creature until the end
Ah-ah-ah

There's a hole in my sock
But I can live with it
And all the cereals to keep me awake
I can recall the moment that I lost all faith, yeah
Entered the room and saw flying machetes
Ah-ah-ah

What's wrong with those eggs
I see you're all pale
And it's ruining the carpet
Yeah it's ruining the carpet
I said sorry 'bout the carpet
Sorry 'bout the egg
Can I keep the piano
And make you buttered corn
Ah-ah-ah

I see their faces, they're runnin'
They saw the carpet with the egg on it
I'm sorry
I slipped and saw the dog was there
He's cooking, again
I feel ashamed but who could help me now
Those strangers keep staring at my mess
I see their faces
I see their faces
And I'm about to burst
I need my friend
I know that I should have called
But I lied about you and me
I lied about you and me
I lied about you and me
I lied about you and me