"The Plane That Never Lands" lyrics

I wish this plane would never land
Let's take another lap around, if we can
I could watch every shitty movie known to man
Oh, ain't this grand?
I pray this flight don't end

I hope my taxi never comes
I'm fine to wait in line with all my heavy stuff
I'll deal with every stranger
Asking where I'm from
I hate small talk
But I'll stand here all night long

I hope this elevator breaks
Might accidentally hit the emergency brake
Hit every button
Just to see how long it takes
From L to eight
Love don't wait up, 'cause I'll be late

Hope you're asleep when I get home
I'd love to see you
But I kinda sorta don't
'Cause if my airplane never lands
If my taxi never comes
If the elevator breaks
If you're asleep when I get home
You won't have to say out loud
What I know I'm gonna hear
You don't really wanna marry me, do you, dear?
Do you, dear?

So can I stay here in the air?
Can I stay here in the air?

Let's just stay a while up here
Let's just stay a while up here
Let's just stay a while up here