"The Influencer Blues" lyrics

I've got nothing but good good good good news ah
I've got nothing but good good good good news ah

I need to get off the internet
Do some drugs and rock 'n' roll and have some sex
Meet a rich woman with exotic pets
Live a life that I ain't living yet

Go to the park before it gets dark
Try and not get anxious when the dobermans bark
Put on my shades turn on the charm
Act like the man on her arm

I've got nothing but good good good good news ah
I'm here to light up your life
I've got nothing but good good good good news ah
Influence you tonight

I'm gonna put all my money on an outside bet
Accumulate my wins pay off my debts
Got an insider tip that was heaven sent
Promise this month I'm gonna pay my rent

Cooler than calm suaver than suave
I'd steal my brothers platinum membership card
Park his Ferrari have drinks at the bar
Put it on the jack of hearts

I've got nothing but good good good good news ah
I'm here to light up your life
I've got nothing but good good good good news ah
Influence you tonight

I know you're tired of the sunshine
I know you're wired in the moonlight
Read my headlines yeah

I've got nothing but good good good good news ah
I'm here to light up your life
I've got nothing but good good good good news ah
Let me influence you tonight

I've got nothing but good good good good news ah
I'm here to light up your life
I've got nothing but good good good good news ah
Influence you tonight

Good good good good news
Good good good good news
Influence you tonight