"Ivan's Workout Plan" lyrics

[Joan Rivers:]
"How did you change your body? Just really working out?"

[Dolph Lundgren:]
"Mmm-hmm"

[Joan Rivers:]
"Could you take...?"

[Dolph Lundgren:]
"I did martial arts a lot and... *karate sound effects*

[Joan Rivers:]
"Could anybody do that? Could you take these two here?"

[Gene Siskel:]
"Oh, come on, say what you're really thinking"

[Joan Rivers:]
"Could you change anybody's body with enough time? Seriously"

[Dolph Lundgren:]
"Sure, yeah, definitely. It just takes determination, hard work, and good instruction... "