"Cock" lyrics

"Cock"

Hey! Cock! And Fuck your balls!

Late last night as I slept in my bunk
Deep in the bowels of the ship
I had a dream, so real it did seem
Of a wee leprechaun with giant tits

He danced all night long
And sang me this song
Then all of a sudden
He pulled out his schlong

Hey! Cock! And Fuck your balls!
I am the beastie who comes from the sky
Hey! Cock! And Fuck your balls!
You're a wee gobshite I hope that you die
Hey! Cock! And Fuck your balls!
I am the beastie who comes from the sky
Hey! Cock! And Fuck your balls!
You're a wee gobshite I hope that you die

Hey! Cock! And Fuck your balls!
I am the beastie who comes from the sky
Hey! Cock! And Fuck your balls!
You're a wee gobshite I hope that you die
Hey! Cock! And Fuck your balls!
Look at my tits they are massive and green
Hey! Cock! And Fuck your balls!
They are the best thing that you've ever seen

Hey! Cock! And Fuck your balls!


Writer(s): Christopher Bowes
EP: "Voyage Of The Dead Marauder" (2024)
Alestorm - Voyage Of The Dead Marauder EP cover
Sea Shanty 2
(Instrumental)
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