"Pity Party" lyrics

(Throw yourself a pity party
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This'll be the fake event of the year)

Guess it's BYOB
"Bring Your Own Bullshit"
Crying at me
And I thought you pulled the
Same red cups in both of your hands
Say you're all choked up cuz you lost your friends

Ahh...
You've been spreading lies
Committing metaphorical crimes
And ahh...
You want me to sympathize?

Throw yourself a pity party
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This'll be the fake event of the year

Penny for your pity party
20 dollar cover story
You want me to pop champagne for your tears?
This'll be the fake event of the year

Ahh... pity party
Throw yourself a
Ahh... pity party

Another weekend, you left me all alone
You said you'd be there
So unreliable
Now you call me drunk and it's 3AM
Say you're all fucked up 'cuz you scratched your Benz

Ahh...
You've been spreading lies
Committing metaphorical crimes
And ahh...
You want me to sympathize?

Throw yourself a pity party
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This'll be the fake event of the year

Penny for your pity party
20 dollar cover story
You want me to pop champagne for your tears?
This'll be the fake event of the year

Ahh... pity party
Throw yourself a
Ahh... pity party

Throw yourself a pity party
Show up with a shitty sorry
Might as well invite your friends over here
This'll be the fake event of the year