Alice Cooper - Fantasy Man Lyrics

Alice Cooper Lyrics

"Fantasy Man"

I don't drink tea
Or white Chablis
I sit around and watch TV
Don't send flowers
Or take showers
But I'll be there to pull your weeds
Oh, yeah
I don't read books
I don't French cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera
I hate Oprah
Don't fill my head with poetry

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?

Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey, don't you love me this way
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not your fantasy man

I don't do dishes
And I'm suspicious
Of any grown up man does
I'm homophobic
Don't do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?

Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey, don't you love me this way
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not your fantasy man

Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey, don't you love me this way
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not your fantasy man

Say hey, hey, hey, hey

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?

Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not your fantasy man

Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not your fantasy man

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Writer(s): Alice Cooper, Robert Roy Marlette

album: "Dragon Town" (2001)

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"Fantasy Man" lyrics

Alice Cooper Lyrics