"She Broke My Dick" lyrics

She broke my dick!

Getting it on with...
I swear this really happened
I pulled my trick maneuver
That's when I heard it, snappin'!

She broke my dick!
(Ow!) She goddamn broke my dick!

Ever since I met her
My life's been on the rocks
Cold ice packs and heating pads
And band-aids for my... (penis)

She broke my dick!
(Ow!) She goddamn broke my dick!

She broke my dick!
(Oh!) She goddamn broke my dick!
(She broke his dick!)
She broke my dick!
(I broke his dick!)
She b-b-broke my dick!

Main vein shot with cortisone
An ice pack on the rest
It hurt so much but I'd do it again
Why couldn't I have just left her unsatisfied?

You don't mind if I leave the needle in while I prepare the cortisone, do you?